In Welcome to the Show, do the lyrics go
"Now you need us, come and heed us”
"Now you need us, come and feed us” ?
Bowser tries to keep up his reputation as a menacing villain but in reality he’s just a huge fricking dork.
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
did you know that in monster hunter kut-ku can kill you from full HP in any amount of armor if you get hit by its lunging peck and it decides to keep repeating it long enough you can’t stand up or do anything but watch in awe
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
"the polite thing to do is say yes"
hello rape culture
when something like this happens you should just block the person. Problem solved.
I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.